liver spread and two dollar shoes.

robert wrote this for his new best friend Heather Marie Smith, he also had some words of wisdom to share with her, i think we should all follow Robert’s advice and we will all be okay.

a couple things ive learned the last couple of days:

liver spread looks ALOT like peanut butter, but unfortunately tastes nothing like it.

also, when considering buying shoes at a local shoe vendor, make sure you try BOTH shoes on before you purchase them because you may get home to put the shoes on and find that the left shoe is two sizes to small.

and then you might also return the next day to find that the local vendor has sudden memory loss and does not recall you purchasing the said shoes from him.

2 thoughts on “liver spread and two dollar shoes.

  1. …and said shoe salesman is no longer a Filipino, but instead is a large monkey eating liver spread…
    now there’s a picture…
    ps The korean keyboard stuff in your last blog was pretty much a 10 on the comedy richter scale.

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